Starring lots and lots of naughty words (with no beeps). Rated MA.

WELL Southpark the movie is upon us, bigger, longer and uncut. That's the size of it too. A bigger, longer, uncut and unbleepd version of the much loved TV series.

Kyle, Kenny, Stan and Cartman, those fragile little kids from that redneck mountain town set out to see a movie one day. Not just any movie. A foreign movie. From Canada. The latest blockbuster from Terrance and Phillip -- Arses of Fire.

Four, sweet, innocent kids and the baby ranged along the front row in a packed cinema. Cartman has a real dilemma. Does he share his mountain of lollies, popcorn and drinks with his best friends? Well, let me see now. No, God damn it!

Terrance and Phillip grace the big screen and launch into their trademark tirade of farts and foul language. Sweeeeeet.

Very soon, however, the audience begins to leave in disgust, unable to cope with the emotion and power of the Canadian stars' rendition of their chart-busting number You're an uncle F*#!%*, Uncle F*#!%*. But our heroes brave it out, with obvious delight.

Tempted by a scene from the movie, Cartman dares Kenny to light a fart. The poor kid complies, his mind obviously warped by the audio-visual bombardment, and burns himself to death. The oft-killed Kenny drifts upward to the pearly gates, guarded by a hoard of voluptuous, naked angles, only to be denied access. Damned to the eternal fires of hell, Kenny meets Satan and his new bedmate, Sadam Hussein.

"I've seen the Terrance and Phillip movie," Cartman announces to a gathering of Southpark innocents, "who wants to touch me... I SAID, WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME, GOD DAMN IT!!!"

Naturally all the other kids want to see the new movie and of course it isn't too hard to convince their parents to let them go. It is a foreign film after all.

Next day in school the vocabulary of the kids has been more than doubled and that half of said vocabulary is very colourful, thanks to the Canadian duo.

Kyle's mum, with usual zeal, whips the townsfolk into a campaign of anti-Canadian frenzy. The offending duo are captured, tried and sentenced to death for the sake of the innocence of all American children.

The Canadian Government is not about to let this act of barbarity go unpunished, however. A massive swarm of WW2-vintage airplanes heads south to wreak havoc. In an impressive display of precision bombing they wipe out the entire Baldwin family in their Hollywood home.

If it's war they want then, by God, America will give it to them!

Kenny comes back in ghostly guise to warn his friends that if the blood of the innocent Canadians is spilled upon American soil, a prophesy of the apocalypse will be fulfilled and Satan and Sadam will rise up and rule the earth. A prophesy that starts the boys on a mission to save their Canadian heroes.